Lovecraft Camouflage

From atop the fiendish perch of a tower of cyclopian stone onlooks the weary, mortal supplicant, awaiting the foretold alignment of the cosmos and vindication of his vigil. Gangling tendrils ooze from his robes' decaying sleeves, fidgeting in seeming delight at the recurring signs and confirmations of the awakening of the ancients and the closing of this failed aeon. In the ensuing madness to come, there is but one way to survive amidst the horrors of unfathomable chaos, to drape yourself in the vestigial flesh of beings evolved beyond the limits of consciousness itself with the "Lovecraft Camouflage" shirt from sideofepic.com. You too can join the gibbering acolytes of ancient abominations while spectating the collapse of all certainty in this world.

Luminous auras not visible to the naked eye.

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• 95% polyester, 5% elastane (fabric composition may vary by 1%)
• Premium knit mid-weight jersey
• Four-way stretch fabric that stretches and recovers on the cross and lengthwise grains
• Regular fit
• Model is 182cm/6 feet tall and wearing size M 

Size guide (chest)